yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
if i was a dragon, tell me in my ask box what you think i would hoard as my treasure :-0
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
annoying online and irl